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Keith and I saw The Hangover this afternoon. It was funny, but do you want to know something that isn't? A matinee now costs $8.25. This morning we went out to Hillsboro to pick up his paycheck and we had coffee and bagels at Noah's. The bagels weren't very big and I was disappointed. 

Last night I went to sleep at 6:30 by total accident. I fell asleep on the couch and woke up just long enough to stumble into the bedroom. I woke up when my alarm went off at 4:55 am, went to teach my class and then came home and went back to bed for three more hours. I was still tired, so at Noah's I had an enormous cup of the strongest coffee they had. Mmm...

I have an itch to go to Vegas. I have been finding some rather cheap deals online, and I do mean cheap. Like less than $300 a piece for a round trip flight and hotel room for three nights. And not a hotel at Hooter's Hotel and Casino, either! It is a possibility that we will go for Keith's 30th birthday in January, but we'll see.

I have to do laundry, go grocery shopping and go to the gym today. I like to go to the gym at 8:00 on Friday nights so I can watch Wife Swap while I'm on the elliptical machine.

I was looking at pictures from my cross-country drive, and that is when I really noticed that I have, in fact, lost weight. I love Portland! I walk to work, I can walk to the movie theater, the grocery store, the mall, the gym, basically everywhere. And because I no longer work full time, I take advantage of the extra free time and go to the gym a lot. It's good to go with Keith because he likes to do 15-20 minutes of cardio and then lift weights, so I end up doing an hour or so of cardio. When I worked out in Virginia I did a maximum of thirty minutes of cardio and that was it. That has now become my minimum. 

I haven't blogged in a while, so here are some of my random thoughts:

Sarah Palin is an IDIOT and a media-whore! 

Sarah (Bragg, not Palin) is coming to visit me again in August or September. Yay! This time we'll have to go to the coast and Multnomah Falls. We call it the coast instead of the beach because beaches in the Pacific Northwest are quite different than beaches in Southern California or on the east coast. 

I am glad Carrie Prejean is no longer Miss California. She and Sarah Palin should team up. They are both right-wing, media-whoring bitches.

Hermes is now breeding their own crocodiles so they can kill them and make $50,000 handbags to sell to vain bitches like Victoria Beckham. It takes three to four crocs to make one purse. Ugh.

I have lots of tasks to complete today. I think I will go get started on that.

xoxo,

t