vacation

I need a vacation. A real one, not a trip back to Virginia. I'm not picky about where I go. In fact, I would be happy with either of the following:

• Somewhere warm, sunny and tropical. This place should have white sandy beaches and clear water. Wherever I stay should have an infinity pool. All of my meals will be eaten outdoors with stunning ocean views. There will be jet skiing involved, and lazy days lounging on a boat. I will have a tan and wear a white bikini and look like a goddess.
• Somewhere cold, snowy and majestic. Wherever I stay will be nestled in the middle of a ski town. I will wear cozy boots, sweaters, scarves and hats and drink lattes every morning by a fireplace. During the day I will snowboard my ass off. At night I will return to the fireplace in my pajamas and drink wine. I'll be too tired to snowboard every day, so there will be a spa day in there complete with a massage, facial and probably some other treatments I'm not even familiar with.

After writing this, I have decided that I much prefer the latter. I'm thinking Aspen or Park City. I should also mention that for this vacation, I will have plenty of money to spend on activities, spa treatments, shopping and lavish dinners.