gps

Dear GPS,
Are you mad at me? I know I took you a really far way, and I took you in some places you didn't really want to be (NEBRASKA), but why are you holding out on me now? I really needed you today, GPS, and you didn't pull through! Instead you had me lost on the 405 with nowhere to go, nowhere to turn. I know there are satellites in Portland, so why must it take you so long to acquire them? Step it up, GPS, and NEVER, I repeat, NEVER leave me high and dry in an unfamiliar area again. Do you hear me?
Thanks,
Tami